Today was an extremely peculiar day.
I woke up early, made myself an omelet and got to work on time. When I arrived, I was concerned I had perhaps forgotten a vital piece of clothing because the receptionist was staring at me with a look of surprise. I asked her if she was okay (another peculiar thing) and she said simply “You’re smiling,” which I realized was true. I told her to have a nice day.
I drank four cups of Bob’s blend of coffee, which I noticed is almost out. Whilst I was attending to a printer problem, I looked out of the window, and I noticed the way the sunshine glinted against the window, reflected from the opposite building. It was quite beautiful. A bird flew by. I wondered where it was going.
Bob did not seem happy at all. He looked nervous the whole day, and kept glancing at me. I don’t know what his problem is. Perhaps he should get up early, and make himself an omelet.
The Normal Life I Have 